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« on: 23.07.10 13:30 » |
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.. thar was a midget Guatemalan,with a club foot called FagMuncher....
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Alkifrolick
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« Reply #1 on: 23.07.10 15:07 » |
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who had an identical twin transexual 1/2 sister call muffmuncher..........
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« Reply #2 on: 23.07.10 15:12 » |
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and they are the young children of an impoverished woodcutter. When a great famine settles over the land, the midget kids' wicked stepmother announces her plan to take the midget kids into the woods and leave them thar to  , thar fore with two less mouths to feed, she and her husband might not starve. The woodcutter reluctantly submits to his  wife's scheme...... |
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« Reply #3 on: 23.07.10 15:15 » |
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Then they discovered that their parents were actually albino mutant conjoined twins, and although they were half brother and sister, they didn't knwo which half was related to which as thar was a bit of a random fumble 4 in a bed type scenario which was never fully resolved. That was, until of course, a stranger walked in to the house one day and declared....... (edited as brv posted at the same time as me and mess the flow up :p) |
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« Reply #4 on: 23.07.10 15:23 » |
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political asylum, squatters rights (or was that squatting rights, maybe both!) and £100k a year in benefits for his new found family, who immediately responded by...........
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« Reply #5 on: 23.07.10 15:47 » |
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...shitting on his head and shouting "ARIBA. MUTHAFUCKA"
Then they had pie and contemplated allt he wonderful things in the universe. Then MuffMuncher declared her love for her half brother because he was such a gay boy he looked loike a really ugly girl..i.e. pretty much loike a lesbian. "Whats a bit of incest between family I say!", Then suddenly....
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« Reply #6 on: 23.07.10 17:51 » |
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thar was breaking news on the tellie: thar was a plane crash and the entire national footbal team of spain had died end FIFA Fossil Blatter anounced that the dutch were declared world champion after all and that made muffmuncher....
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« Reply #7 on: 23.07.10 19:34 » |
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...wet. So Fagmuncher picked his little stumpy legs up off the floor and did an amazing....
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« Reply #8 on: 24.07.10 07:38 » |
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flipfloppertheflapflap which was...
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« Reply #9 on: 25.07.10 23:06 » |
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first pefrormed by a goat on ...
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« Reply #10 on: 26.07.10 17:15 » |
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her majesty the queen's lap during...
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« Reply #11 on: 26.07.10 17:39 » |
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..oral sex. Being a member of the Royal Family however, she reconsidered her decision to invite the leader of the BNP, Nick Griffin, because she though the large mythical beast, part eagle, and part lion would pose a health risk to....
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« Reply #12 on: 26.07.10 19:54 » |
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to her beloved mash/nCF gaming community friends since she has been having a secret sexual relation for a few months with it's leader named....
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« Reply #13 on: 26.07.10 21:11 » |
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...Bort. Bort woke up on sunday morning and suddenly realised that he was ,,,,,
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« Reply #14 on: 27.07.10 10:00 » |
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covered in cum from....
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